CatPhish

CatPhish is a short, juicy incremental about phishing on fish-tinder. Swipe right, tap out a flirty message, and watch your conversations stack up while the catch flops onto the dock in a satisfying physics-y pile. And then eat 'em!

Things start small, a single phone, a few clumsy chats. By the end, you're running five phones, auto-typing pickup lines at superhuman (fish) speed, and triggering fish rain from the sky.

What you actually do

• Swipe through a tide of suspiciously thirsty fish, every one with a name, a face, and a deeply questionable bio.
• Type your way through chats. Miss the rhythm and they swim away.
• Hook them and watch the fish flop into a glorious squishy pile at the bottom of the screen.
• Hunt Rare Fish. Common, Uncommon, Rare, Epic, Legendary the rarer the fish, the shinier the card and the bigger the haul.

Upgrades, Upgrades, Automate

• Chatbot, Smooth Opener, Robo-Fin: automate every part of the seduction. Sit back. Let the script do the work.
• Burner Phone, Double Screen: swipe on multiple phones at once, juggle a comical pile of simultaneous conversations.
• Pheromones, Silver Tongue, Super-like: turn yourself into an irresistible chat machine.
• Golden Lure, School of Fish, Fat Catch: bend the rarity tables until Legendaries feel routine.
• Caffeine Drip, Fish Rain, Left Flopping: the late-game crazy tier, where the screen becomes a fish storm.

PLEASE PLAY IT

• Built to be finished in one, roughly, 15min session.
• Hundreds of absurd fish names hand-written by "people" who love game development.
• Physics, foil cards, and a bunch of fish flopping at your toes.

Free. Plays in the browser. No catch. (Lots of fish.)